When you think that the Chinese men's dressing aesthetic can already destroy humanity, when you think that the ugly power of Taobao's explosion is already comparable to an atomic bomb, when you think that China's streetscape is not half of the Japanese streetscape, you did not expect this country. Also bred something more ugly -
How to wear jewelry for pedestrians
Are they so ugly?
The Chinese jewellery fashion circle can be described as inferior glory and ugly. The black-hearted businessmen and the inferior designers in this circle have seized the bad attitude of the Chinese people about jewelry.
"Stupid children, who cares about jewelry is ugly!
The point is the meaning and effect! â€
Ugly is okay, good luck. It is such a bad attitude that the following jewels that exude the decay of middle-aged and old-aged people -
Chinese gold and silver jade jade, the more ugly the more auspicious
Type 1: jade jade temperament
"Low-key tells you, my sister is really rich."
Style report
Main population:
The elegant and popular, the emerald may be a middle-aged woman with a dream of aristocratic aristocracy. It may be the middle-aged and elderly who carry out the ancient style in life, or may be the old aunt who loves to visit the supermarket.
distribution area:
Widely distributed in large supermarket chains in major cities in China next door.
Clinical symptoms
When someone calls them "Aunt", "Auntie", etc., they will quickly correct you "call me x wife / wife" with a slow and firm aristocratic language, or simply ignore you gracefully -
That's right
Wearing emeralds
Self-feeling is Song Meiling or Empress Dowager Cixi in 2016
Their standard configuration is a simple and simple jade bracelet.
Old aunts with a small budget on hand can also buy one in the supermarket next door -
When you say it, you must strongly suppress the desire to show off.
The cloud is light and light:
"The jade bracelet of the ancestors, when you were a child, you can't take it off."
"analysis report
According to the investigation of our hospital, people who love jade and jade are obsessed. In addition to the green, translucent luster of the green, they are obsessed with all kinds of illusory auspicious meanings -
Jadeite in the shape of various vegetables and fruits at home or on the neck
Carved into the meaning of Chinese cabbage, "get rich"
Carved into the meaning of winter melon "Fu Ru Donghai"
Carved into a pumpkin light means "Shoubi Nanshan"...
There are also people who love to hang Maitreya and Guanyin Bodhisattva for their children. These jadeites can't be touched by outsiders, and they can't be picked up casually... I didn't expect these bears to grow up and even wear Guanyin Bodhisattva to go to the cannon.
EXCUSEME?
When I was about to shoot, I saw the beautiful girl/male opposite.
a green Buddha hanging around his neck
It’s like laughing and seeing everything.
Who still has appetite? ?
Jade and jade can maintain health, but also support people, as if Chinese medicine is the same as jade to cure disease, cure all diseases... However, in the eyes of glutinous nuts, Chinese people regard jade and jade as treasures, which is simply a piece Smooth stones.
The Chinese-inspired gold-inlaid jade may make foreign athletes a little more aggressive:
EXCUSEME?
I don’t understand what the golden jade is.
I finally got a champion.
You give me a gold medal in stone stitching
Is it a big loss?
Type 2: Dafu is expensive and depends on gold
"High-key tells you that you can't afford it if you have money."
Style report
Common people:
It appears in the necks and wrists of the northeastern males; it is spread all over the whole body of Fujian women; it is loved by the old generation of entrepreneurs and landowners in various townships. Perennial in the township high-level clubs, roadside food stalls barbecue stalls, sauna bathing center... heaven and earth, black and white all-you-can-eat, everywhere.
distribution area:
The major shopping malls in the township and township associations are uniformly distributed in one layer. The north is concentrated in the northeast, and the southern regions are more common in Fujian.
"Clinical symptoms
It is a big misunderstanding to say that the big gold chain is a special product of the Northeast. Is it clear that all the nouveau riche and the underworld in China like it? In the hearts of these people, refusing to let gold play any decorative role, must shake everyone with a grand and magnificent momentum -
Laozi has money.
I have money to you, I can't afford it.
Of course, not all gold necklaces are called big gold chains.
First of all, the thicker the better, the heavier the better, the gold chain below 5 kg.
Secondly, the work should be rough, the rougher the better, you must look at the chain at a glance, not what the gun necklace. Fine carving with eggs? Also reduce the weight of gold.
Finally, you have to hang an accessory on the big and thick chain. Maitreya, Guanyin or Dragon can be used. The key point is that it must be solid and solid.
After the above steps are completed, the money is spent almost.
Finally, I will wear a body, once and for all -
Saved money on clothes.
In addition to the triad of the triad, gold is still a weapon for marrying a daughter. Wearing a golden pig, I have a face.
For those who are conservative in thinking, the gold ring is proof of the filial piety of children. If a child buys a set, the vanity of the old man at home will be greatly satisfied. When playing mahjong, you can still have a hundred times of confidence: one left hand, one right hand, one hand on a mahjong table, the gas field first Won.
analysis report
According to our investigation, people who like gold have a huge feature - poor.
The poor people are rich in money and find that they are not lacking money, it is a sense of security.
I am afraid that others will not know that they have money now -
Gold is the goods that women and children know about “valueâ€.
I am afraid that one day I will be poor again -
Gold is the only hard currency that is easy to sell and not easy to lose.
I am afraid that I will encounter an accident one day again -
Losing gambling, you can still keep a finger with a big gold chain...
The big gold chain and the big gold ring may have a hundred functions for the traditional Chinese, but definitely do not include the "fashion good looks".
Category 3: Poor people show off their love of silver
"I am poor, but poor and ambitious."
Style report
Main population:
It is loved by the elderly with a monthly pension of 3,000 and the female university student with a monthly living cost of 2,000. In the street where the taste of the street is straight, there will be a combination of fancy wear.
distribution area:
It is widely distributed in the night market stalls of third-tier cities and the grocery store in the vicinity of the university town.
"Clinical symptoms
As one of the top five jewellery factions, the silver gang is not arrogant, because they are unrestrained: they don’t care whether jewellery can be distinguished or not, and don’t care whether it can change fortune and feng shui. After all, crystal is afraid of being touched, jade is afraid of being thrown The jade is afraid of being stolen, and the gold is afraid of being soft. The advantage of our silver gang is: strong! Resistance!
So I can’t afford a big gold chain.
Street unorganized scorpion straight male gangster
I like silver.
Why are the limitations in straight men? Because it is impossible for gay to accept these rough and sinister silver rings in their hands -
In addition to the faucet sun head
The children on the road are all convinced
However, as an elderly person, I always want to find some good meanings on jewelry. However, compared with the hidden meaning of the jade jade gang, the aunts of the silver gang are extraordinarily straightforward – what they want to mean, directly engraved!
"Guess what is written on the opposite side is not like the East China Sea"
"Long life lock? Earth is not soil.
I wish my grandson a lively and lovely~"
As a metal material with high plasticity and low price, silver can obviously become a design of the sky, but it has been shaped into a destructive aesthetic because it meets the traditional needs of the Chinese people.
analysis report
If you have to convince the old aunts of the silver gang, the silver ornaments are too low and too cheap, and the night market stalls are everywhere, they will throw a conclusion without modern scientific evidence, and prove the strength of silver jewelry to you - because Black is the detoxification function of silver, so wearing silver can predict health. The more you wear, the better your body is. The more you wear, the darker the body is.
Category 4: ugly transfer to wear crystal
Superstitious Goddess Help"
Style report
Main population:
People in the southeastern coast and in southern China who have a bad road and high work pressure are not limited in age. They have certain research on Feng Shui and Metaphysics.
distribution area:
It is widely distributed in airport slaughter stores in various cities, as well as in elevators near large-scale old-fashioned shopping malls (only in a large traffic area can a few businesses be made). The diffusion rate is fanned out from the coastal areas to the inland.
Clinical symptoms
If you enter the home of a middle-aged woman, feel a sense of inexplicable coolness, follow this coolness, and see such a large stone filled with sharp objects and black holes like the universe. Middle-aged people who like crystal think that these bright stones that are cold and chilly are not only beautiful in appearance but also spiritual.
For example, the name of the object is called Amethyst Cave, which is the town house god. As long as you are placed in the position of Feng Shui master, you can stay away from the middle-aged crisis of the child's rebellious period, the husband's derailment, and the family's home.
Of course, the old aunts who love beauty and superstition can't be satisfied with putting a crystal hole in the house. Only personal protection can give them a sense of security. For members of the Crystal Gang, crystal is like Chinese medicine, and all kinds of crystals have different effects -
Black crystal can fight off your menopause negative energy
Yellow crystal can make you a few more ramie
Pink crystals allow you to dance in the square
Attract more old man’s eyes
In this way, they are intimate with the crystal skin every day, and feel that their body's magnetic field is more and more flat and unified... There is a slogan inside the crystal gang that says: Collecting crystals of all colors, you can welcome the big life. harmonious!
but
Is there such a magical effect in the crystal?
Young girls wearing pink crystals on the roads generally don’t look good. Since then, the pink crystal of the wrist has become the symbol of the National League of "Girls Who Are Not Chasing."
analysis report
Chinese people have spent a lot of money to buy crystal bracelets and ornaments. I feel that I am going to have a bright ear, a flexible leg, a successful career, a filial child, a day-to-day fighting, and a fascinating charm. When buying food, the hawkers will take the initiative to erase the zeros... ...
As a result, none of the above things happened.
Even so, Crystal's devout aunts still insist on wearing crystal bracelets of different colors and unclear true and false—
After all, wear it when going out in summer.
The feeling between the wrists is really cool.
Category 5: Honey wax beads help merit
"These beads have made me find the peace of life."
Style report
Main population:
I am deeply loved by those entrepreneurs, businessmen, and stars who are eager to find inner peace. They are common in the northern bosses of the subway. The art installations in the teahouses force men to be middle-aged, and anything that has not been done. I want to find ordinary people who are calm inside.
Activity range:
Teahouses, monasteries, living halls...all places where you don’t need to drink.
Clinical symptoms
In China, wearing a clean Tang suit, wearing cloth shoes on the feet, hanging a variety of wenwan on the body, usually smell a fragrant, tea, and can also say a large set of inspirational aphorisms, gentle and elegant, decent manners. You may think that he is not a master of Chinese studies, or a successful person. Hungry, this gentle and peaceful person may also be a triad boss. When you feel the atmosphere is good, he suddenly made some strange noises -
He folded a string of beads and rubbed the other half with one side, squeaking for half an hour.
He closed his eyes and pulled out a pair of walnuts from his pocket. He twirled for half an hour ...
When others are puzzled by the noise he sends, he will tell you that this action is called "disc" - anyway, he has found the inner peace, and he is too lazy to control others.
analysis report
Many people believe that the bead bracelet has supernatural ability, which is mysterious and true. Playing bracelets is not only a spiritual comfort for modern people with increasing mental stress, but the unique aroma of wooden bracelets makes people look extraordinary -
Put on a string of bracelets, you can become Faye Wong who turns into the Buddha’s door and sees the red dust
Put on a beeswax, you can become the top of Sa Ding
Standing on the roof of the Potala Palace, singing a song, "All Things"
If someone dares to point out like Yang Fan Jame that their accessories are not only lacking in ornamental value, but also full of false detached smells, these loose Rinpoche who live in every corner of the motherland will happily answer you:
"You are still not refined, you will not understand."
In order to show their identity, in order to show off their wealth, in order to have a style of force, to maintain health, to adjust the body's magnetic field, in order to smash the vicissitudes... Chinese people wear jewelry, there are hundreds of purposes -
But the last purpose
Is it for good looks
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